From the treaty of the treason:
In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes between the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”
These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.
And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone winner remains.
Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.
❝As long as I live, I’ll hear waterfalls and birds and winds sing. I’ll interpret the rocks, learn the language of flood, storm, and the avalanche. I’ll acquaint myself with the glaciers and wild gardens, and get as near the heart of the world as I can.❞ ― John Muir